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Comments: 5
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If you DO THE DEW-
Your children will be as strong as Chuck Norris! YOU'LL be as strong as Chuck Norris! CHUCK FREAKIN' NORRIS!!!
You'll fart ATOM BOMBS!!! You could blow up Iran with an EXTREME BOWEL BREEZE!!! Your turds will be like NUCLEAR MISSILES OF DOOM!!! When you go to the bathroom, you won't just be taking a dump, you'll be taking an EXTREME DEW DUMP!!!
Women will flock to you like jerks to a football game! AN EXTREME FOOTBALL GAME!!! If you're a nerdy teenager, you won't have dating issues anymore, you'll have EXTREME DATING ISSUES!!! So EXTREME that a shrink would just kill you! And if he DOES THE DEW, it’ll be an EXTREME MURDER!!! If you DO THE DEW as well, then you will die an EXTREME DEATH!!! CHUCK NORRIS EXTREME!!!
You will kick more ass than pirates! You’ll BE a pirate! AN EXTREME PIRATE!!!
You will be elected president of the United States of America! Then you’ll have to change it from the USA to the USE, United States of EXTREME! You will be the president AND the vice president! All of your laws will be TOTALLY AWESOME TO THE MAX!!!
You will be able to transform into a giant monster at will! BECAUSE THE DEW SAID SO!!!
Whatever State you live in will have “Dew” Added to it’s name! DEWISIANA! DEW YORK! DEW JERSEY! DEWVADA! DEWIZONA! DEWNNSYLVANIA! DEWBRASKA! FLORIDEW! MASSADEWSETTS! COLORADEW! NORTH DEWKOTA! SOUTH DEWKOTA! AND IDEWHO!!! (Does not include Wyoming)
DO THE DEW!!! EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your children will be as strong as Chuck Norris! YOU'LL be as strong as Chuck Norris! CHUCK FREAKIN' NORRIS!!!
You'll fart ATOM BOMBS!!! You could blow up Iran with an EXTREME BOWEL BREEZE!!! Your turds will be like NUCLEAR MISSILES OF DOOM!!! When you go to the bathroom, you won't just be taking a dump, you'll be taking an EXTREME DEW DUMP!!!
Women will flock to you like jerks to a football game! AN EXTREME FOOTBALL GAME!!! If you're a nerdy teenager, you won't have dating issues anymore, you'll have EXTREME DATING ISSUES!!! So EXTREME that a shrink would just kill you! And if he DOES THE DEW, it’ll be an EXTREME MURDER!!! If you DO THE DEW as well, then you will die an EXTREME DEATH!!! CHUCK NORRIS EXTREME!!!
You will kick more ass than pirates! You’ll BE a pirate! AN EXTREME PIRATE!!!
You will be elected president of the United States of America! Then you’ll have to change it from the USA to the USE, United States of EXTREME! You will be the president AND the vice president! All of your laws will be TOTALLY AWESOME TO THE MAX!!!
You will be able to transform into a giant monster at will! BECAUSE THE DEW SAID SO!!!
Whatever State you live in will have “Dew” Added to it’s name! DEWISIANA! DEW YORK! DEW JERSEY! DEWVADA! DEWIZONA! DEWNNSYLVANIA! DEWBRASKA! FLORIDEW! MASSADEWSETTS! COLORADEW! NORTH DEWKOTA! SOUTH DEWKOTA! AND IDEWHO!!! (Does not include Wyoming)
DO THE DEW!!! EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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